So, I'm at work...
Customer: Does this work?
Customer: Why do you say that? Have you tried it?
Me: Nope. But if it DID work. I'd charge WAY more for 9.99 for it and people would pay it.
Customer: Oh. So the expensive one works?
Me: I didn't say that.
Customer: I'll get the $29.99 one.
Me: OK. But I don't think it works.
Customer: Probably better than the other one though.
Sigh. Ya know... Was it PT Barnum that predicted these customers? I think it was.